"My Dog Thinks He's Human"

"My Dog Thinks He's Human"

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It all started on a Monday morning. I was late for work, my coffee was cold, and my phone battery was at 2%. But the real drama began when I updated my GPS app the night before.

"Turn left in 100 meters," the voice said, except... it wasn’t the usual polite robotic tone. It was a dramatic British accent that sounded like it came from a Shakespeare play.

“Turn left in 100 meters... or forever hold your peace.”

“What?” I blinked. I didn’t know whether to laugh or be worried. angka main sgp hari ini

I followed the instruction, half-expecting a curtain to rise and an actor to appear with a skull.

The GPS continued, “Now, brave traveler, approach the roundabout and take the second exit, for therein lies your destiny!”

At this point, I was laughing so hard I missed the roundabout entirely and ended up circling it three times.

“Ah, I see you enjoy the spin of fate!” the GPS mocked. “Shall we go again?”

I muttered to myself, “I just want to get to work.”

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